By Olivia Davison
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The Wifi Stops Working
So many first world problems, so little time…. But seriously, just imagine it, you are in bed, you set your laptop up and your internet isn’t working. That is the worst! ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS CATCH UP WITH THE LATEST PRETTY LITTLE LIARS EPISODE ON YOUR DAY OFF. But noooooooo, instead you spend hours attempting to fix the internet, before realising that you don’t actually know what you are doing.
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You Get Called Into Work
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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You Finish Catching Up On All Your TV Shows
It’s the absolute pits when this happens. I am pretty much caught up with all my favourites and I’m trying to find new ones to start but nothing is pulling me in! My life is so hard….
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You Get Bored
How does this even happen? Does it even happen!? I can assure you, it does. The other day, I finally had a day off and could relax without feeling guilty because all my Uni assignments had been handed in. So I snuggled in bed with my laptop and caught up with all my TV shows…but that only took a couple of hours and I had already slept in, so by this time it was only like 2pm. So I was like, maybe I’ll go to the gym, but I had just showered and washed my hair and I didn’t want to have to do that again after the gym (I’ll admit it, I didn’t really want to go to the gym at all)…so then the rest of the afternoon/evening went by painfully slow as I tried to find things to pass the time.
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There Is No Easy, Instant Food To Eat
Being lazy on your day off = not having to make food, all you want to eat is food that is pre-made or out of a packet, or you go out for food. But it’s horrible when you go and look in your pantry and everything good is gone! No chips, no cookies, no chocolate, no 2 minute noodles, no frozen stuff to throw in the oven and no money to order in food…Trying times.
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You Eat The Entire Contents of Your Pantry
Then consequence of this is hating yourself.
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Everyone You Know Is Busy
When no one has the same day off as you, so you can’t even go and do something with someone, you are just alone. All. Day.
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You Don’t Do Any Of The Things You Were Meant To Do
The slow dawning of realisation is the worst. You suddenly enter stress mode and try and figure out a way of still getting everything done on time, while simultaneously cursing yourself for wasting the whole day gorging yourself on unhealthy food and watching reruns of your favourite TV shows, all in the comfort of your bed (As good as it felt, it was bad….but that doesn’t mean it won’t same time next week).
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