by Lucy Korn
In a lovely turn of events it seems that notorious celebrity photographer/slapper/up-skirter, Vitalii Sediuk, did not in fact punch Brad Pitt in the face but actually attempted to bury his face in Brad’s crotch.
“Out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me,” Pitt, told People magazine.
“I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked down and the nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch, so I cracked him twice in the back of the head – not too hard – but enough to get his attention, because he did let go. I think he was then just grabbing for a hand hold because the guys were on him, and he reached up and caught my glasses.”
(I think I’d do more than crack him in the head. Great show of restraint by Brad right there.)
The whole thing would be pretty hilarious if it wasn’t so terrifying. Imagine some random lunging at your crotch or diving under your dress? Kind of makes you think, if it is so easy for this dude to crotch dive a major movie star… What’s stopping other crazies from doing other crazy shit? There are so many nutters out there especially when it comes to celebrities; I am actually surprised it doesn’t happen more often. I mean the fans at these things are so loud and desperate and grabby I wouldn’t go near them without a weapon in hand.
‘scuse me while I shove a mic in your face.’
Just no.
Guess I would make a terrible celebrity.
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