It’s Judgment Time
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TAYLOR SWIFT
Here Taylor looks like a young Amber Valletta. That is all I am going to say because that was a massive compliment and it hurt me to give it to her.
Here Taylor looks like a giant idiot. (now I feel much better)
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RITA ORA
No kidding when I first looked at this picture I thought Rita was Beyonce. Seriously, squint your eyes a little when looking at her it’s like she IS in fact Queen B. It would make sense too if Beyonce was wearing this, you know, because one could chalk it up to her paying tribute to her daughter (Blue Ivy). On Rita though, the only two things that makes sense are those shoes and that hair.
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SELENA GOMEZ
I am BEYOND bored with this whole I-was-a-disney-kid-but-now-I’m-a-badass-sexpot-and-nobody-can-do-anything-about-it thing. Surely there is a happy medium between polka dot overalls and general nakedness?
If this dress was actually done up so it covered her boob but you could still see a little strap? Maybe then it would be kind of cool. The leg is fine though. All hail the leg!
For the VMAs anyway.
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KATY ‘ROAR’ PERRY 
First of all I am loving the way those three people behind her are so casually photo-bombing. Especially the guy on the left, such a cool cat. Second of all, and I’m just going to go right ahead and say it, Katy looks like one of the Kardashians.
Also, large breasted ladies should NEVER wear polo necks.
Nevertheless I do enjoy her grill.
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CIARA
The face is great. So great! She is stuuunnnnnning. That dress though, my god.
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MILEY CYRUS
Miley cracks me the F up. What is she up to with this? It looks like something Sandy would have worn in Grease if she had been really into Gwen Stefani and belly dancing. Also I think her tongue is her favourite accessory at the moment.
And then there was this outfit that she wore during her hilarious performance (more on this later). I guess stoned bears are a thing now?
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LADY GAGA
I kind of love this. I’m not sure if this whole barefaced normal-ness has something to do with her new album… My theory is that she is dressing as paintings, you know, for ARTPOP? I’m not arty enough to know who she is referencing above but I do have a pretty good idea about this one:
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ERIN ‘NEVER NOT NAKED’ WASSON
Whyyyy Erin! Did you not learn from your last naked dress incident?
I still like you though.
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SHAILENE WOODLY 
This girl is supposedly the new Jennifer Lawrence (Nope). She was good in that George Clooney film though.
Her outfit is kind of wacktastic. I enjoy the skirt but I wish it continued to make an entire dress? Also she has SERIOUSLY great legs.
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And then there was RIHANNA who was like, fuck you kids I’m wearing jeans:
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Lucy Korn
Photo credit: MTV
