The MTV Movie Awards Fashion Review.
Otherwise titled: TRAIN WRECK.
I am worried about my dwindling pop culture prowess. When clicking through the pictures from the MTV movie awards, I was struck by the fact that I had NO IDEA who 90% of the ‘celebrity’ attendees were. In fact those pictured below are of the only people I did recognize. What is this! Am I no longer down-with-the-times? Am I officially too old for MTV? Can you be too old for MTV at 21? Do I even want to be able to tell you who that person with the stubbed out cigarette on her head is?
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Now for the fashion:
Kerry Washington: That right there is the best example ever of why you should never ever wear black and yellow together. All she is missing is antennae.
Kim K: I feel for Kim. Imagine being five foot nothing and hella pregnant? Girl is almost as wide as she is tall! Because of this I refuse to criticize Kim K’s Kape.
Zoe Saldana: WHY COULD’NT THE SKIRT HAVE BEEN BLACK.
Kesha: Honestly I just don’t have the time or the energy to deal with this right now.
Kylie Minogue: I like the idea of this dress. It’s futuristic and vaguely sports chic, both trends that are so hot right now. The execution however is not the greatest. Those sheer panels, particularly the panel at the waist, make her look frumpy and well, fleshy.
Her shoes are great though.
Britney Snow: Scraped some road kill off the side walk and draped it over her shoulders. At least the face is good.
Selena Gomez: I feel like I have seen this exact outfit on Samantha from Sex And The City which speaks volumes about the kind of direction Selena is going at the moment. This girl has well and truly broken free from her Disney jail and while I would recommend she didn’t go any further in this direction, I am kind of digging this.
Not the hair though, HATE the hair.
Kylie K: Too much make up and that crop top looks cheap as hell. Otherwise I don’t mind this, mostly because the shoes are great.
Chloe Moretz: There is something about this denim patchwork creation that reminds me of musty op shops that sell multi coloured crochet throws and damp clothing. Seriously, I can imagine the smell.
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Thank god for this guy! 
God bless you Will Ferrell.
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Luck Korn xx
