So the Emmys were on yesterday, Sunday night for those in the Northern Hemisphere. Neil Patrick Harris was the host and he rocked it. I didn’t watch the whole thing (it’s three hours long) but what I did see was thoroughly entertaining. The jazzy dance numbers were a hit.
Also a hit, Tina and Amy who sat in the front row heckling NPH:
(gifs via Buzzfeed)
The lead up to the ceremony though… That was another matter. Did anyone watch it? Gulianna is hands down the most annoying interviewer ever, why don’t they give Kelly her job? Also E! you need to get rid of that stupid fucking ‘Mani-cam’ the stars do not “love doing it” (Gulianna) it’s stupid, it makes you look stupid, it just needs to stop.
But anyway, let us get to the most important aspect of the Emmys, the fashionz:
THOSE WHO KILLED IT
Taylor Schilling
This was probably my favourite dress of the night. Taylor looks stuuuuunnnning (a lot like Amber Valletta actually). Everything just sort of works, the length is perfect, it’s sexy but not overly so, and she is pulling off that white like a boss.
If you don’t know who Taylor Shilling is then you should probably get to streaming (It doesn’t air here) her show, Orange is the New Black, because it’s awesome.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus
This didn’t resonate as well in pictures as it did on screen. Here it looks kind of wan but it was seriously pretty, like it was made from “thousands of luminous spheres” and not a bit like a disco ball.
Also I just love this woman, she’s Tina and Amy great.
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Claire Danes
Ive always felt rather indifferent to Claire Danes, I’m not sure why.. I guess she always seemed a little blah to me. But after today I have a new found like for her. Not only do I love that dress (apart from what it’s doing to her chest) but she and Lena Dunham had a bit of a moment on the E! telecast and she came across really genuine. It’s always nice to see ‘celebrities’ being real.
Also I’d like to note that this colour, dirty dishwater, usually looks like shit on people but Danes is pulling it off. Must be the bob.
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Rose Bryne
Does anyone else think she looks as if she’s shrunk? She doesn’t look super thin but I don’t know, she just looks really small and also about 17 years old.
Anyway I am quite a fan of this look. I sort of wish the colour was a bit brighter or that she wore more lipstick but other than that it’s stellar. Great face too.
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Tina Fey
This was custom made for her and it shows. She looks SO GOOD, possibly the best she has ever looked. NIce one girl.
Oh and Tina, it would make me (and that rest if the world) really happy if you and Amy hosted the Golden Globes or actually the Oscars.
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Sophia Vegara
Hey so can I please have you’re body? Thanks.
Also I told you she likes a fishtail.
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Christina Hendricks
Girls got a body and for some reason people have found it hard to dress. Thank god for Christian Siriano because he/they FINALLY got it right! Joan would approve.
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THOSE THAT DID OK
Elizabeth Moss
You know what? I actually think this belongs in the above section.
I don’t know maybe I’m wrong? Guide me people.
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Allison Williams
I liked this. It’s Ralph Lauren and a hell of a lot like the one I thought that Claire Danes would look good in. It is simple and chic and the colour looks great.. I just WIIIISSSSSHHH she wore her hair up. Or did something a little rock and roll with it to counteract the dress?
Most people would die for hair like this but I personally hate it, it’s so perfect it looks fake. I hate fake.
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PANTS MUST BE EITHER ON THE ANKLE OR TO THE FLOOR.
Otherwise fine, otherwise just dandy.
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Kate Mara
Sort of cool but I can’t help but think she just stole from Rooney’s closet.
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Julianne Hough
I still am none the wiser as to who this girl is. I know she used to date Ryan Seacrest but now they have split up I’m not sure why she’s still here. She must do something, I HOPE she does something.
Anyway, guys this is THE EXACT dress I said Zooey Deschanel should wear. I think it’s beautiful (it’s hot off the runway Jenny Packham) and she is actually wearing it really well. The only thing is, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR ON THE RED CARPET. WHY IS SHEER A THING IT SHOULD NOT BE A THING, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
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Next up will be who I consider to be the worst dressed. I would have put them all in one post but there were just so many horrible dresses on this red carpet. SO MANY.
Lucy Korn
