And my unsolicited opinions on each.

1. PLEASE NO MULLETS. NO. 2. This is the same silhouette as her SAGs gown so she’s not going to wear this but even so – is this cool? Is it interesting? (futuristic?) I can’t tell. 3. Ditto, minus the futurism. 4. Maybe if she ripped off that bit of fishing net taped to the side? Still no.  

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5. PLEASE NO MULLETS. NO. Or doilies. 6. This could work, I could be into this.. Still with the fish net though. 7. Chic wedding dress. 8. I can just imagine the comments the internet would spew out if she was stuck with this one (chicken).

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9. This one though, this I quite like. If it were tailored correctly it could be stunning and I imagine that it would photograph beautifully on the redcarpet.. It’s not going to happen though so I don’t know why I am even bothering. 10. This honestly looks like a latex trench coat that’s been some what fashioned into a dress. 11. I hope she wears this because I think she’d rock it with the pizzaz it needs. 12. This could happen, this would happen but I won’t be happy about it.

OR like she said at the SAGs they will put her in something vintage/a derivative of something vintage. Either way that will probably be a better option than any of the above so this whole post was basically a waste of time. Why do we (I) even care so much? Do I care? I do, I don’t, I do? Stop.

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Lucy Korn