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The VMAs Red Carpet Rundown

written by lucyfreyakorn August 25, 2014

A very sedated VMAs

by Lucy Korn

 TSwift

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Red Carpet

The thing is Taylor, I tried to like you. I watched Shake It Off along with the three million other people and thought, ‘hey Taylor Swift is actually kind of great’ but then you went and wore this and well, haters are gonna hate and one of them is me.

Hating: 1. The shoes. 2. The fact that she has to stand like she is on a moving train because, camel toe. 3. Unlike Miley, Taylor doesn’t have the pizazz to pull no pants off. 4. Bronzer. 5. She’s not joking.

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Miley

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Red Carpet

Absolutely killing it.

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Duh.

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Jennifer Lopez

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Red Carpet

‘Untouchably Fabulous.’

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Demi Lovato

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

Red is a really great colour on her and I am so glad her hair is normal/she isn’t orange. However! I am afraid for her boobs.

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Nicki Minaj

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

This was literally my face when I saw what Taylor Swift was wearing. IT IS A SAD DAY WHEN THE PERSON IN THE CRAZIEST OUTFIT IS TAYLOR SWIFT.

That being said, I kind of dig the non crazy Nicki.

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Ariana Grande

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

I don’t know any of her music, I don’t even know who she is really (does that make me old?) but this stinks of Disney child star breaking out.

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Sarah Hyland

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Red Carpet

I like this a lot but I would have liked it better if that slit started below her boobs and above her belly button. Also, there is something about this that reminds me of Dionne from Clueless.

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Kesha

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

When I was 10 I had a My Little Pony that looked much like this.

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Lucy Hale

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

Great name, terrible skirt length.

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Solange Knowles

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Apparently this is H&M and cost less that $200. #winning

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Chloe Moretz

2014 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

Please fire your stylist because, ARGH.

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Katy Perry and that dude

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This was the greatest thing ever and if you are too young to know why then I can’t even deal with you right now. #longliveBritneyJean

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Kendal and Kylie

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If they had swapped outfits and if Kylie scrubbed her face then i might be into it.

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Queen

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I’m sorry Beyonce, I love you but those lace panels look like hair and it’s freaking me out.

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