10 Reasons to Love Being Single

Single and thinking life is lonely without a man in your life? Just remember that singledom certainly does have its perks…

1) You can wear that bright pink onesie to bed without worrying that he’d rather see you in a push-up bra and suspenders.

2) No ‘buddies’ coming over for ‘a couple of beers’ then staying and commenting on ‘that lady from the gym with the huge boobs’ all night.

3) No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.

4) The remote is all yours; bring on America’s Next Top Model and Dr Phil as opposed to American Chopper or the rugby.

5) When you tidy the house, it will STAY neat until YOU mess it up again.

6) You can spend loads of time with your family and friends without having to worry if your man is getting bored.

7) Feel like lying around the house on a Saturday in your trackie’s with unshaven legs and a zit clearing face mask on? You can.

8) You can watch foreign films without having to listen to someone whinging that they ‘just want to watch a film not read subtitles.’

9) Vibrators don’t talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don’t stop until they are through serving their purpose.

10) The toilet seat stays down!