by Lucy Korn

 Is it just me or does it feel like this came around really fast?

Here we go.

Kaley I-went-on-strike-till-I-got-paid-1-Million-Dollars Cuoco: I see what she is doing here, with the choppy pixie cut and the princess punk gown and it is ALMOST working.  Actually it is working, I just don’t really get her.

Zooey D: How glad are you that she’s not in some kind of floaty vintage + heavy bangs combo? I’m so glad. However I despise the silver clutch and matching pointy pumps. Pointy shoes peaking out of under gowns is a real point of contention with me.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: She looks incredible which is awesome because I think she is the greatest and it makes me sad when people I like have shitty fashion. I want to be her when I grow up.

Sarah Hyland: I’m not digging her hair at the moment. I think she looks better as a solid brunette rather than the half-hearted blonde she is here.

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Kristen Wiig: I know everyone bags on Kristen because she never wears colours but I actually really like this on her. It looks simple and unfussy and I LOVE that she wore a black shoe. Wiig for the win!

Gwen Stefani: If anyone else wore this I would hate it but Gwen is just as much of a Queen as Beyonce and looks cool in absolutely anything. Also guys, SHE’S 44.

Sophia Vergara: #1 Ambassador of Mermaid gowns.

Robin Wright: I can’t tell you how happy I am that those trousers reach the floor, so fashion Robin!

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Kate Mara: There is a little too much going on here. The cut outs, the lace, the asymmetrical hem, the hair.. I’m unimpressed.

Hayden Panettiere: Hayden was just like, ‘fuck it, I don’t care that I am pregnant I’m gonna wear what I would have worn anyway’ and she looks brilliant because of it. Also, real talk: do pregnant people hold their tummy like that in photos because it’s a natural instinct or because they are worried that if they don’t people might think they are just fat?

Amy Poehler: KILLIN IT.

Taylor Shilling:

This is SO good. Head, accessories, dress EVERYTHING.

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CH: A little old fashioned, a little 80s Prom but she gives such good face none of that really matters.

Mindy Kaling: This fits her so well it’s insane. Bravo Dr Lahiri.

January Jones: 1. Hoist it up. 2. Extend the hem to the floor. 3. Wash your hair. 4. POINT OF CONTENTION.

Clare Danes: Great colour on her but the dress is a little Christmas-y because of it. Also, enough with the waist cut outs please.

Cat Deeley: Ugh.

Kiernan Shipka: So everything from the neck down is perfect but that hair does not belong on a 14 year olds head.

Lady Mary: Didn’t I tell you to fire your stylist last time? Maybe your hair dresser too.

Alison Williams: I really don’t know what to make of this. I think it’s kind of pretty in a cutesy Kate Spade Saturday kind of way but I don’t know if that is a good thing or not.

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Lizy Caplan

Absolutely, positively best dressed of the night.

Janis Ian you are

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